Life in Reverse

In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy.

You enjoy retirement and collect your pension.

Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You get ready for high school, drink alcohol and party, and are generally promiscuous.

Then, you go to primary school, become a kid, play and have no responsibilities.

Then, you become a baby.

Then, you spend your last nine months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap.

Then, you finish off as an orgasm.


I rest my case.


-Author Unknown-